The caterpillar - The Cure

When The Cure released 'The caterpillar', the strange but wonderful music video was a regular on all music television stations in Europe. It was shot in the Great Conservatory in Syon Park, London. The single peaked at number 14 in the UK and number 51 in Australia.

Despite liking this song a lot, I never got round to buying the single. And when I was ready to, it all but disappeared from the face of the earth. In fact, when I finally bought this single, it was the last time I ever saw a copy. It's strange, because I am a regular visitor of record fairs and shops, but apparently, this single has become quite rare.

My collection: 7" single no. 2990

Found: Beanos, East Croydon, London, May 27, 1998

Cost: 2,5 pounds

Tracks: 'The caterpillar' / 'Happy the man'

Fernando - Abba

The song 'Fernando' was originally written for Anni-Frid Lynstad's solo album 'Ensam' (1975). The lyric of this version, which was written in Swedish, differed substantially from the English version recorded by Abba. Bjorn Ulvaeus from the band comments: 'That lyric is so banal and I didn't like it. It was a love lyric, someone who loved Fernando, but I inherited the word 'Fernando' and I thought long and hard, what does Fernando tell me? I was in my summerhouse one starry evening and the words came, 'There was something in the air that night' and I thought of two old comrades from some guerrilla war in Mexico who would be sitting in the porch and reminiscing about what happened to them back then and this is what it is all about. Total fiction.'

The single became one of Abba's best selling singles, reaching the top of the charts in more than a dozen countries worldwide.

My collection: 7" single no. 1939

Found: Disco Market, Den Haag, August 11, 1993

Cost: 1 guilder

Tracks: 'Fernando' / 'Tropical loveland'

I don't believe in you - Talk Talk

For a long time, this was 'that missing Talk Talk single' for me. I knew that 'I don't believe in you' was released as the last single from their album 'The colour of spring', but I simply couldn't find a copy. For years I searched for it, only to find it at a record fair in 1992. I was quite surprised when I didn't have to pay a fortune for it.

Still, this is a pretty rare one. Most of Talk Talk's singles and B-sides have been released on cd compilations, but the B-side of this one, a live version of 'Does Caroline know?', performed live at the Montreux Jazz Festival in the Summer of 1986, remains unreleased on cd. A regrettable oversight, since it is a brilliant live track. The single, meanwhile, only managed a number 96 placing in the UK singles chart.

My collection: 7" single no. 1600

Found: Record fair, Amsterdam, March 28, 1992

Cost: 4 guilders

Tracks: 'I don't believe in you' / 'Does Caroline know? (live)'

One more chance (new remix 86) - Pet Shop Boys

I can't imagine that the Pet Shop Boys were very happy with this single release. ZYX Records released this 1986 remix of 'One more chance' after they switched record labels, moved to Parlophone Records and released a couple of successful albums. This remix was based on the original version of 'One more chance', which the Pet Shop Boys recorded with New York producer Bobby Orlando in 1984.

'One more chance' was based on an unused backing track Bobby Orlando had recorded for the actor/singer Divine, provisionally titled 'Rock me'. Neil Tennant then wrote a lyric for the song while in Broadway, exploring themes of masochism and 'romantic paranoia'. This remix single did not become a hit but I presume it's quite rare.

My collection: 7" single no. 2641

Found: May 12, 1996

Cost: 5 guilders

Tracks: 'One more chance (Hurricane remix by Tess)' / 'Theme for the Pet Shop Boys (part 2)'

Blue hotel - Chris Isaak

'Blue hotel' was a track from Chris Isaak's self-titled second album. Released in 1987, the single peaked at number 31 in the Netherlands. In the UK, the single only charted after the success of 'Wicked game' in 1990. It was re-released in 1991, and then reached number 17 in the UK singles chart.

I've always thought that the lyric 'Life don't work out my way' was one of the best lines in pop. I think it's also a universal truth.

My collection: 7" single no. 2620
Found: February 24, 1996
Cost: 2 guilders
Tracks: 'Blue hotel' / 'Waiting for the rain to fall'

Look mama (live) - Howard Jones

This third and - as far as I know - last single released by the Howard Jones fanclub featured two more live tracks. This time, they were recorded at Red Rocks, Denver, Colorado on June 12, 1985.

'Look mama' and 'Life in one day' were both released as singles from Howard Jones' second album 'Dream into action'. My criticism on this particular single is that it doesn't really have a rich, lush sound that is often part of a live recording. It sounds rather metallic. The lengthy version of 'Life in one day' is quite delicious, however.

My collection: 7" single no. 2793

Found: Howard Jones fanclub, received November 28, 1996

Cost: 3 pounds

Tracks: 'Look mama (live)' / 'Life in one day (live)'

Will you marry me? - Paula Abdul

Released as the fifth and final single from her 1992 album 'Spellbound', 'Will you marry me?' is, as the title suggests, a rather sloppy ballad. It is embellished by a harmonica solo performed by Stevie Wonder. The single was released right as Abdul became engaged and married to Emilio Estevez. They married in California on April 29, 1992 but then divorced two years later in May 1994.

The single only reached number 74 in the UK, but did rise to number 8 in Canada and number 14 in Germany. I bought the single in London when I found it in a bargain bin, completing my set of Paula Abdul singles from that album.

My collection: 7" single no. 1730

Found: Virgin Megastore, London, October 17, 1992

Cost: 25p

Tracks: 'Will you marry me? (edit)' / 'Goodnight my love'

Disappointed - Electronic

After the release and promotion of their first album, Johnny Marr and Bernard Sumner recorded albums with The The and New Order respectively, regrouping with Neil Tennant in 1992 to record their fourth and highest-charting single 'Disappointed', which they had played live on a short tour of Europe the previous December.

The song was based on a piano riff by Marr's brother Ian and worked up into a full backing-track by Johnny Marr and Bernard Sumner. They decided to ask Neil Tennant to complete the song and he wrote the lyrics and vocal melody. Some of the words ('Disenchanted once more...') were partly inspired by Mylène Farmer's 1991 hit 'Désenchantée'. The single peaked at number 6 in the UK singles chart and remained Electronic's biggest chart success to date.

My collection: 7" single no. 1748

Found: HMV, London, October 19, 1992

Cost: 2 pounds

Tracks: 'Disappointed' / 'Idiot country two'

Something good - Utah Saints

On the one hand, it is of course a stroke of genius to sample a Kate Bush vocal for a single, because all people with good taste will appreciate anything incorporating Kate's vocals. On the other hand, is Kate Bush's delicate music suitable for this kind of techno house stuff? I always had doubts about this - and I still do.

'Something good' by the Utah Saints utilises a sample of Kate Bush's 'Cloudbusting' to make a whole new track. And it is a 'track', not a 'song', unfortunately. The single peaked at number 4 in the UK and Ireland and number 10 in Australia. The track was recently remixed and re-released as 'Something Good 08'. In that version, it made the Dutch Top 40, peaking at number 34.

My collection: 7" single no. 1669
Found: Melody Maker, Den Haag, June 20, 1992
Cost: 6,5 guilders
Tracks: 'Something good' / 'Trance atlantic flight'

Only one word - Propaganda

Compared to the aggressive sound of their debut album 'A secret wish', the material on Propaganda's second album '1234' was rather subdued. 'Only one word', the second single from the album, was a good example: the first line-up of Propaganda would never even have considered a ballad to be released as a single. Yet, here it was. Personally, I rate this as one of my favourite Propaganda tracks of all.

The international audience reacted with disinterest. In the UK, the single only managed a number 71 placing in the singles chart - in other countries the single did not chart at all.

My collection: 7" single no. 2018

Found: House of Rhythm, London, October 19, 1993

Cost: 1 pound

Tracks: 'Only one word' / 'Open spaces'

Bitter-sweet - Marc Almond

The second single from Marc Almond's 1988 album 'The stars we are' was 'Bitter-sweet', a beautifully orchestrated song. It only managed a number 40 placing in the UK chart, which was disappointing after the success of the previous single 'Tears run rings', which had peaked at number 26 and also managed a placing in the US Billboard Hot 100.

Like other singles from the album, this one was released as a limited edition pressed on clear vinyl. I'm glad I was able to find one for my collection.

My collection: 7" single no. 2697

Found: House of Rhythm, London, July 3, 1996

Cost: 80p

Tracks: 'Bitter-sweet' / 'King of the fools'

Théàtre - Katja Ebstein

Katja Ebstein performed 'Theater' during the 1980 Eurovision Song Contest. This is rather well known, for she reached second place. It's less wellknown that she recorded several versions of this song in other languages. One of them is the French version, 'Théàtre', a rather literal translation of the German song.

The B-side is not a French version of the B-side of 'Theater', 'Getrennt von Tisch und Bett', but another song by Ebstein, translation into French as 'Qu'est-ce qu'elle a'.

My collection: 7" single no. 2956

Found: Bea Records, February 7, 1998

Cost: 6 guilders

Tracks: 'Théàtre' / 'Qu'est-ce qu'elle a'

Live your life - Stephanie

Released as the third single from Stephanie's first album 'Besoin', 'Live your life' was remixed by a certain Dimitri. Although French-speaking countries favoured the B-side 'Fleur du mal', this single was arguably a bigger success.

'Fleur du mal' only charted in France, peaking at number 16, whereas 'Live your life' went to number 9 in Norway. No further chart performances are known. Stephanie's music career ended just as soon as it had began - although she would still release a single called 'Winds of chance' in 1991 and perform vocals on Michael Jackson's 'In the closet' in 1992 - although she was not credited for this, but rather called a 'mystery girl'.

My collection: 7" single no. 3147

Found: Record fair, Utrecht, October 23, 1999

Cost: 2 guilders

Tracks: 'Live your life' / 'Fleur du mal (A Paul)'

Antmusic - Adam and the Ants

'Antmusic' was the third single released in the UK from the hugely popular Adam & the Ants album 'Kings of the wild frontier' (1980). 'Antmusic' fared better than the first two singles and peaked at number 2 in January 1981, being held off the top by the re-release of John Lennon's 'Imagine' after he was murdered in New York City in December 1980.

The video to 'Antmusic' featured the group playing in a discothèque with a giant juke box, and persuading the young audience to turn away from disco music and dance to the new-styled 'Antmusic'. The band was also presented in the Netherlands, with two drummers being the main gimmick of this band. Despite this, the single did not chart.

My collection: 7" single no. 2902

Found: Record Exchange, London, October 30, 1997

Cost: 50p

Tracks: 'Antmusic' / 'Fall-in'

I am a camera - The Buggles

'I am a camera' was written by the Buggles for their second album 'Adventures in modern recording' (1981). Trevor Horn and Geoff Downes started writing the song before joining up with the band Yes. A version of the song was released as 'Into the lens' on the Yes album 'Drama'. When Horn and Downes continued with the new The Buggles album, the song was completed as 'I am a camera'.

The single was a non-charter for the Buggles. It still stuck in my mind as a great songs more than a decade later.

My collection: 7" single no. 2937

Found: January 31, 1998

Cost: 1 guilder

Tracks: 'I am a camera' / 'Fade away'

Vacation - Gogo's

Belinda Carlisle, Jane Wiedlin, Charlotte Caffey, Kathy Valentine and Gina Schock formed the Gogo's in 1978. Initially a punk band, the band moved into rock territory with their debut album 'Beauty and the beat' (1981). After a Grammy award for Best New Artist in 1982, they released their second album 'Vacation'.

This single is the title track from that album. While the album got a Grammy award for Best Packaging, this single did not chart in Europe.

My collection: 7" single no. 3134
Found: Den Haag, July 24, 1999
Cost: 1 guilder
Tracks: 'Vacation' / 'Beatnik beach'

Oh, Lori - Alessi

According to a text on the back of the sleeve of this single, 'the choice of 'Oh, Lori' for this single was made easy - from the beginning it has been one of the album's most-favoured cuts'. The single peaked at number 7 in the UK singles chart and number 6 in the Netherlands.

The jazzy 'Oh Lori' is uncharacteristic for my taste, although a few jazzy tracks appear in my singles collection. The Alessi brothers have a typical Seventies smoothness around them which charmed me for a while.

My collection: 7" single no. 1093

Found: All that music, Leiden, November 11, 1989

Cost: 3 guilders

Tracks: 'Oh Lori' / 'I was so sure'

Gijzelaar - Het Goede Doel

'Gijzelaar' ('Hostage') was Het Goede Doel's first chart hit in the Netherlands, peaking at number 28 in September 1982. The single was controversial with some broadcasters, because of the lyric of the song: 'I wish I was a hostage / Then dinner would always be ready / I would never have to do the dishes / and I could always play cards'.

The single appeared on the band's debut album 'België', which was released in November 1982.

My collection: 7" single no. 3762

Found: Marktplaats.nl, received June 3, 2009

Cost: 1 euro
Tracks: 'Gijzelaar' / 'Gijzelaar (instrumentaal)'

Plus grandir (live mix) - Mylene Farmer

'Plus grandir' was originally released as the second single from Mylene Farmer's debut album 'Cendres de lune' (1985). These days, that single costs a small fortune. The song deals with subjects that Farmer was especially fond of at the time : difficulty of leaving childhood, fear of aging, permanent pain of living and death. Laurent Boutonnat wrote the music, which was rather pop for such a sensitive theme. About the lyrics, Farmer said: 'Old age traumatizes me, it's what I wanted to say in the song'.

This live version was released in 1990, and taken from her album 'En concert'. It peaked at number 35 in the French singles chart, but did not chart in other territories.

My collection: 7" single no. 1870

Found: Record fair, Amsterdam, March 27, 1993

Cost: 8 guilders

Tracks: 'Plus grandir (live mix)' / 'Plus grandir (Mum's rap)'

Love will lead you back - Taylor Dayne

Taylor Dayne was never one for subtlety, and so she delivers 'Love will lead you back' as one of her trademark powerballads: lots of loud vocals. The song, written by Diane Warren, is about a woman who is willing to set her lover free because she is confident that one day his love will lead him back to her: 'Sometimes it takes some time out on your own now / to find your way back home'. Warren has stated that she began writing the song while in a hotel in Russia, and that she had originally intended the song to be offered to Whitney Houston, but Arista Records president Clive Davis wanted to let Dayne record the song.

The single reached number 1 in the US Billboard Hot 100 chart and number 11 in Australia, but otherwise it wasn't a big success. In the UK, the single stalled at number 69.

My collection: 7" single no. 1361

Found: Free Record Shop, Den haag, December 8, 1990

Cost: 6 guilders

Tracks: 'Love will lead you back' / 'I'll be your shelter'